Caution End of Times

Why is it that during times of epic weather, such as wild fires, blizzards, rain/flooding, and hurricanes people flock to the grocery store like a pack of psychotic, A.D.D, patients on Crystal meth who've escaped from the asylum?
Why does everyone go completely insane and buy every loaf of bread and every carton of milk in the entire store?
Why all the unnecessary pandemonium and mayhem? Are you going to fashion yourself a shelter out of whole grain 100 % stone ground wheat bread? Are you going to bathe yourself in 2% milk to prevent the flames of hell from burning you and your family alive?
Obviously if you're going out to get items for survival your shopping list should look more like this:


1. Flares & Matches/lighter ( flame thrower if at all possible )
2. flash lights & a miners hat with a head lamp
3. bottled Water
4. Non-perishable food items ( canned goods )
5. proper foot wear ( no stilettos please )
6. Guns & AMO ( knives lots and lots of knives )
7. antibiotics & first aid kit
8. Rope/string/dental floss
9. Warm/dry blankets or sleeping bag
10. clean socks and underwear
11. Army fatigues
12. toothbrush
13. Baby wipes
14. Duct tape/duct tape/duct tape


Yeah I think that just about covers it.

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